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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey! What are you doing tomorrow?
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Well, it's Tuesday, so
I'm gonna be at school.
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What are you gonna do?
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I meant after school.
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Hey, here's an idea off the top of my head.
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Not like I put any thought into it.
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Why don't we play dress-up?
You can be, I don't know,
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a middle-aged Southern belle.
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(Chuckles) I have a better idea.
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How about you play dress-up
as someone who gets real
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and tells me what they really want.
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Okay, I need you to do this because
I applied for an after-school job,
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and I need a recommendation from
my former employer, Mrs. Dubois.
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The only problem is, Mrs.
Dubois does not exist.
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So you want me to pretend
to be your old boss,
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and you picked a Southern belle?
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It was either that or
a Russian contortionist.
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Your spine should be thanking me.
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Come on, it is a cool job.
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Working at a food bank,
helping people in our community.
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Don't you want me to be a better person?
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Of course I do. Let me get you started off.
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Stop lying about your work experience.
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Come on, KC, please.
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Okay, fine.
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Fine. What are we thinking?
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Big hair maybe. Some glasses.
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Whatever you think.
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But a parasol wouldn't kill anybody.
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Actually, last time I used a parasol
on a mission... never mind.
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I'll do it.
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Oh, when danger comes for you
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You know I'll stand beside you
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'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool
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I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire
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Don't tell nobody, tell nobody
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I'm not perfect
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So many things I wanna tell you
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But I, I, I, I keep it undercover
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Livin' my life, no way to learn
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Doin' my thing, gonna make it work
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Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless
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But I always got your back
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Nobody can do it like I can
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I gotta find out who I am
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Ain't got to worry about me
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It's all part of the plan
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I keep it undercover.
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I keep it undercover.
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Yeah, I think this batch is gonna work.
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Bro.
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How many times do I have to tell you,
you cannot make yourself a girlfriend.
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For your information, I happen to
be working on advancing my career.
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As what? A weird scientist.
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'Cause you're already halfway there.
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Oh, clown all you want.
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You certainly have the feet for it.
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I am trying to make a name for
myself in the Organization.
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Oh, really? I thought
you already had a name.
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Agent Nobody Else Was Available. Ha ha!
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Eh.
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Look, this is my shot.
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I know I'm never gonna be Action Hero Guy.
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Feel free to disagree at any point.
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- Sure, you could.
- Sure, you can.
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Anyway, I have mad serious science skills.
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And lab techs solve just as
many cases as field agents.
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I'm just trying to improve myself.
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But if you wanna make
fun of me, go right ahead.
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Fine. You're so ugly that when Agent
Kira dropped you off at school,
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she got a ticket for littering. Ha!
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Denied.
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You know what? Science is cool and
so are you. I'm proud of you, bro.
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Thank you.
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It feels nice to be appreciated.
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Plus, when I get rich from my experiments,
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I'm gonna be able to
buy myself a 3-D printer.
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That's right, this boy's
not going to prom alone.
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Uh, why is that glass empty?
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What happened to the truth
serum I've been working on?
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Oh, hey, Sophie. Good seeing you.
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You still smell like cat pee.
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Why did I just say that?
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I mean, it's true, but
why did I just say that?
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Oh, hey, what's up, guys?
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Way to lose that 58-point lead last night.
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You guys choke more than CPR dummies.
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I am so sorry... that I
didn't say that sooner.
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- Hey, KC...
- Not now, Ernie.
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I'm feeling really weird and I feel like
something is seriously wrong with me.
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We don't have time to discuss
your personality flaws right now.
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But let's bookmark it, because that's a
conversation I've been dying to have.
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But right now, here's
what you need to know.
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I created a truth serum, you
accidentally drank it, and it's working.
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Are you feeling any side effects?
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Yeah, just this overwhelming
urge to strangle my brother.
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I don't know why they're making
us give dumb presentations
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about our dumb family history.
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And I don't know why the glue doesn't
stick to the inside of the bottle.
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At least this project gives us a chance
to get to know each other better.
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I know everything I need to
know about the kids in our class.
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They're loud, smelly doofs.
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Present company included.
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You mean excluded.
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Do I? Do I really?
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Ernie, your stupid little truth
serum is driving me nuts.
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Uh, KC.
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Not now, Judy. You know what it's like
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to tell the truth all day? No, you don't,
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because no one actually
tells the truth all day.
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We protect each other's feelings.
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And you know what happens when you don't?
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People start to develop feelings about you,
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like hatred and disgust and apparently,
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they don't need your little truth serum
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- to share their truthful feelings.
- Uh, KC, we have company.
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(Distractedly) Hi, Petey.
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(Sweetly) Hi, Petey.
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What were you just saying
about a truth serum?
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Nothing... that I can say without you
finding out about our family secret.
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What family secret?
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Uh, we're competitive cloggers.
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Uh, we came in third at
the Mid-Atlantic Clog-Off.
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He's lying. We're spies.
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You're spies?!
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Don't listen to KC.
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She's just pulling your leg.
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We're just your regular,
average, normal family.
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And Judy's a robot.
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I knew something was going on around here.
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The comings, the goings.
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That time you threw the
girl's head across the attic.
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And of course you're a robot.
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I've never seen you eat.
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That's because you make
me lose my appetite.
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Liar! Spy! Robot!
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Mom!!
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That went well.
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KC: No, it didn't.
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Marisa: KC, I need to talk to you.
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KC, I...
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Ernie, I thought you said KC was up here.
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I am.
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Why are you in that box?
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I'm hiding from you.
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If you wanted to hide from
me, just go to the library.
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Now stop playing.
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It's time for you to become Mrs. Dubois,
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and give me the recommendation
for the food bank.
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Okay, Marisa, look.
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Um, I have to tell you something.
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I just want you to listen and say okay
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for the sake of our friendship, all right?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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I cannot give you that
recommendation today.
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Okay. Why?
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Marisa, why can't you just say okay?
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KC, what's going on?
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Ernie gave me a truth serum,
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and now I am not responsible for
the words that come out of my mouth.
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Ooh, like last year when I had the flu.
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(Makes vomiting sound)
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Yeah, that, um...
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That wasn't the flu.
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I actually undercooked
the brownies I made you,
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and gave you a mild case of food poisoning.
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Well, it wasn't really
mild, because technically,
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you were dead for almost a minute.
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See that? That's the truth
serum, and I can't control it.
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Okay. I'm skipping past the "you killed
me" part and going straight to relax.
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All you have to do is say that I'd
be the best candidate for the job.
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(Clears throat)
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Yes, that is what you want me to say.
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Uh, but...
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Being Mrs. Dubois, that
would be untruthful, right?
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So I really think that
we should just postpone.
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But they're deciding today.
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If you don't go and give me the
recommendation, I won't get the job.
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You're not really gonna
let me down, are you?
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My, my, my.
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And a good afternoon to you,
Mr. Todd Clint, I presume.
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Mrs. Dubois, I presume.
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Well, you presume wrong.
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Excuse me?
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My friends, they call me KC.
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I hope you'll call me KC, too.
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All right? Everybody calls me KC.
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Okay.
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Uh, Mrs. Dubois.
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Mm-mm-mm.
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KC.
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It says here that Marisa worked as
your part-time personal assistant.
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Yes.
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That is what it says.
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Those words are on that paper.
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You know, Marisa, she is a lovely gal.
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She's vivacious, good-humored, sweeter
than a sugar cake on a baby's bottom.
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Well, I should go now.
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Here is a can of creamed corn for y'all.
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Have a good day, darlin', all right?
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Uh, just a few more questions.
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Please, since you're here.
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Oh, goody goody gumdrops.
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So how long have you known Marisa?
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Since I was five.
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You mean, since she was five?
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Yes, that is true.
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I have known Marisa since she was five.
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We used to take baths together.
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Can we wrap this up now?
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Uh, we're almost finished.
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Would you say that Marisa
is generally on time?
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Oh, yes, absolutely.
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She is always on time.
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For a party or a sale.
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Not for anything important when
you're really countin' on her.
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Well, thank you for your candor.
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I have just one more question.
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If you were me, would you
hire Marisa for this job?
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No, no.
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No, no way. Absolutely not.
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Negatory. Nein, nicht, nope.
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If I wasn't clear before, no.
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Wow.
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Uh, well, is there anything
else you wanna tell me?
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You look like a sleepy turtle.
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Where I come from, dear,
that's a compliment.
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No, it's not.
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Oh, hey, Sophie, looking good.
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And smelling even better.
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Hey, guys.
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I heard you guys killed
it on the court last night.
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Even though you lost 86-3, at
least no one fainted this time.
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Way to hydrate.
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I am so glad that truth serum wore off.
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Feels good to lie again.
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KC.
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Hey, Marisa.
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I just wanna say thank you so much
for that recommendation yesterday.
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Oh. Yeah, it's all good.
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I'm really glad it worked out,
'cause I was actually really worried
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that you were gonna be upset with me.
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Why would I be upset?
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You generously took the time
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out of your busy day to put
on that elaborate costume
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and heavy makeup to go all the way down
to the food bank and crush my dreams.
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So you are upset. That makes more sense.
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If I wanted someone to go down there
and point out all of my flaws,
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I could've just sent my mother.
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Because of what you said, Todd thinks
that I am incapable of hard work.
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Marisa, I didn't say that
you couldn't work hard.
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00:12:16,773 --> 00:12:20,074
I said that you didn't work hard.
255
00:12:20,076 --> 00:12:23,044
Which now that I say it out loud,
is not very comforting. I'm sorry.
256
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,746
I really am.
257
00:12:24,748 --> 00:12:26,380
You know that I would never
do anything to hurt you.
258
00:12:26,382 --> 00:12:28,783
Yeah, I know.
259
00:12:28,785 --> 00:12:30,852
But in my defense, I told you,
260
00:12:30,854 --> 00:12:32,553
I needed to wait till
that truth serum wore off,
261
00:12:32,555 --> 00:12:34,088
and the good news is, it did.
262
00:12:34,090 --> 00:12:36,124
I'm sorry.
263
00:12:36,126 --> 00:12:39,026
Are you saying because
you were on truth serum,
264
00:12:39,028 --> 00:12:41,562
you couldn't find one
nice thing to say about me?
265
00:12:41,564 --> 00:12:43,898
No. No, no, no.
266
00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:47,435
No, I just got kinda jammed up with the
way he was asking me the questions.
267
00:12:47,437 --> 00:12:49,103
Yes.
268
00:12:49,105 --> 00:12:54,242
After all of your experience being
interrogated by international crime thugs,
269
00:12:54,244 --> 00:12:57,445
I'm sure Food Bank Todd
was very intimidating.
270
00:12:58,881 --> 00:13:01,649
He must've really raked
you across the coals, huh?
271
00:13:01,651 --> 00:13:04,285
Marisa, don't be like that.
272
00:13:04,287 --> 00:13:06,821
Please? Look, I said
I'm sorry and I meant it.
273
00:13:06,823 --> 00:13:09,991
Let's be real. We all know that
if you would've gotten the job,
274
00:13:09,993 --> 00:13:12,760
you would've just gotten bored
after five minutes and quit anyway.
275
00:13:12,762 --> 00:13:17,165
KC, I know some people think that I'm
just some shallow party girl, and yes,
276
00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:21,169
I do like to have fun, but
there is more to me than that.
277
00:13:21,171 --> 00:13:24,071
I really wanted that
job with the food bank.
278
00:13:24,073 --> 00:13:25,940
I wanted to make a difference.
279
00:13:25,942 --> 00:13:27,842
Maybe my world isn't as big as yours,
280
00:13:27,844 --> 00:13:30,578
but right now, it's
feeling a little too big.
281
00:13:30,580 --> 00:13:32,880
- Maybe you shouldn't be in it.
- (Bell rings)
282
00:13:34,817 --> 00:13:38,019
Uh, Marisa, just to be clear, it's
maybe, not definitely, right?
283
00:13:38,021 --> 00:13:42,356
Because you said maybe, but your
body kinda said definitely.
284
00:13:42,358 --> 00:13:45,293
Marisa, it's a maybe, right? Marisa!
285
00:13:45,295 --> 00:13:48,196
I don't think it's a maybe.
286
00:13:50,199 --> 00:13:53,201
As you guys can see from my family tree,
287
00:13:53,203 --> 00:13:54,435
both of my grandparents were accountants.
288
00:13:54,437 --> 00:13:56,204
(Coughs) Lies.
289
00:13:56,206 --> 00:13:58,773
And my parents are accountants, too.
290
00:13:58,775 --> 00:14:02,009
(Coughs) Lies!
291
00:14:02,011 --> 00:14:06,480
It's obvious, with all these accountants
that I wanna grow up to be...
292
00:14:06,482 --> 00:14:09,283
anything but an accountant.
293
00:14:09,285 --> 00:14:11,018
She's lying.
294
00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:13,287
They're not accountants, they're spies.
295
00:14:13,289 --> 00:14:15,489
Spies? What?
296
00:14:15,491 --> 00:14:17,558
I don't know what he's talking about.
297
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:20,061
And this one, she's a robot.
298
00:14:20,063 --> 00:14:22,897
Yeah, right. I'm a robot.
299
00:14:22,899 --> 00:14:25,700
I'm Judy.
Bee-bop, bee-bop.
300
00:14:25,702 --> 00:14:28,870
- Beee...
- (Laughter)
301
00:14:28,872 --> 00:14:31,072
It's true. She is a robot.
302
00:14:31,074 --> 00:14:32,573
Open your eyes, people.
303
00:14:32,575 --> 00:14:34,075
Have you ever seen her eat mac and cheese?
304
00:14:34,077 --> 00:14:36,644
What kid doesn't like mac and cheese?
305
00:14:38,247 --> 00:14:39,647
Don't listen to Petey.
306
00:14:39,649 --> 00:14:42,316
His family tree grows nothing but nuts.
307
00:14:48,824 --> 00:14:50,858
Marisa, I need to talk to you.
308
00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:52,560
Well, I don't want to talk to you.
309
00:14:52,562 --> 00:14:54,896
Okay, dude, come on, we
need to work this out.
310
00:14:54,898 --> 00:14:57,231
Can't you see that I am on a date?
311
00:14:57,233 --> 00:15:01,002
Cecil and I are in the middle
of a scintillating conversation
312
00:15:01,004 --> 00:15:05,940
where Cecil is telling me in 500 to
700 words about Roman mythology.
313
00:15:05,942 --> 00:15:09,076
You do realize that she's just using
you so that you'll do her homework.
314
00:15:09,078 --> 00:15:11,112
Yeah, I know.
315
00:15:11,114 --> 00:15:13,547
It's how I get all my dates.
316
00:15:13,549 --> 00:15:15,917
Gotta use what my mama gave me.
317
00:15:15,919 --> 00:15:20,288
Yeah, well, did she give you feet,
'cause I'm gonna need you to use 'em.
318
00:15:23,926 --> 00:15:25,927
Know what, Marisa? Enough is enough.
319
00:15:25,929 --> 00:15:27,295
What's that?
320
00:15:27,297 --> 00:15:28,896
It's Ernie's truth serum.
321
00:15:28,898 --> 00:15:33,267
I know that I hurt you, and I think
the only way for us to get past this
322
00:15:33,269 --> 00:15:36,070
is for you to just get even, so I want you
323
00:15:36,072 --> 00:15:38,472
to drink this and tell me
whatever it is that's on your mind.
324
00:15:40,309 --> 00:15:42,243
Okay, look, I know you're hesitant
325
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,946
because you don't want to hurt
me as much as I hurt you...
326
00:15:44,948 --> 00:15:48,282
Really, I think that... Okay. Yeah, sure.
327
00:15:48,284 --> 00:15:50,885
Uh, let it fly. Let me have it.
328
00:15:50,887 --> 00:15:54,288
You wanna know what I
really think about you?
329
00:15:54,290 --> 00:15:57,458
Fine. I will tell you.
330
00:15:57,460 --> 00:16:00,695
You make me the happiest person on Earth.
331
00:16:02,731 --> 00:16:05,166
I feel joy when I see your face.
332
00:16:05,168 --> 00:16:07,234
When I am depressed, all I have to do
333
00:16:07,236 --> 00:16:10,504
is think about you, and
it puts me in a good mood.
334
00:16:13,141 --> 00:16:16,344
- Okay, well...
- I am not done with you.
335
00:16:16,346 --> 00:16:21,148
The worst part is, you
inspire me, KC Cooper.
336
00:16:21,150 --> 00:16:24,285
You inspire me to give back
to the world the way you do.
337
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:28,122
That is why I wanted to work at
the food bank in the first place.
338
00:16:28,124 --> 00:16:31,759
Because I see everything that you do,
and everything that you accomplish,
339
00:16:31,761 --> 00:16:36,764
and it makes me think maybe, just maybe,
I could step outside my comfort zone
340
00:16:36,766 --> 00:16:39,333
and accomplish a little bit
more than I thought I could.
341
00:16:39,335 --> 00:16:44,271
Okay, I... I am still not done with you.
342
00:16:44,273 --> 00:16:46,540
I like that sweater on you.
343
00:16:46,542 --> 00:16:48,843
It is a nice color.
344
00:16:48,845 --> 00:16:51,379
It totally complements the warm, sunny glow
345
00:16:51,381 --> 00:16:54,048
of your impossibly lovely, gorgeous skin.
346
00:16:57,285 --> 00:17:02,656
Okay, well, I don't need a truth
serum to tell you that right now,
347
00:17:02,658 --> 00:17:05,693
honestly, I feel terrible.
348
00:17:05,695 --> 00:17:09,230
I mean, so terrible that even Ivan the
Terrible would look at me and go,
349
00:17:09,232 --> 00:17:11,332
"I can't with you. You are terrible."
350
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:14,702
You are, but your hair is phenomenal.
351
00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:17,304
It is both bouncing and behaving.
352
00:17:26,581 --> 00:17:30,351
I'm so sorry about the weird
way Petey acted at school.
353
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,686
Making up all those stories.
354
00:17:32,688 --> 00:17:36,157
Who does he think he is,
Hans Christian Andersen?
355
00:17:37,559 --> 00:17:40,394
Why can't he just stick
his nose in his phone
356
00:17:40,396 --> 00:17:42,263
and play games like all the other kids?
357
00:17:42,265 --> 00:17:45,833
Hey, don't feel like you have to apologize.
358
00:17:45,835 --> 00:17:48,235
Also don't feel like you have to stay.
359
00:17:48,237 --> 00:17:50,604
I'm in no rush.
360
00:17:50,606 --> 00:17:54,375
They're tenting my house for bedbugs.
361
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:58,712
Well, in that case, you look thirsty.
362
00:17:58,714 --> 00:18:01,348
Want some juice?
363
00:18:01,350 --> 00:18:02,917
Love juice.
364
00:18:02,919 --> 00:18:04,785
Don't mind if I do.
365
00:18:07,556 --> 00:18:10,391
That tastes weird.
366
00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:12,259
I love it.
367
00:18:12,261 --> 00:18:14,462
Hi, Mrs. Goldfeder.
368
00:18:14,464 --> 00:18:19,366
Ernie. Have I ever told you
how much I love this house,
369
00:18:19,368 --> 00:18:22,269
and I love the way your
mother decorated it.
370
00:18:22,271 --> 00:18:26,574
I mean, a table in the kitchen,
and a couch in the living room.
371
00:18:26,576 --> 00:18:29,743
Who does that? I love, love, love it.
372
00:18:29,745 --> 00:18:32,713
And I love, love, love being your neighbor.
373
00:18:32,715 --> 00:18:34,648
Wow.
374
00:18:34,650 --> 00:18:37,084
That's an awful lot of love.
375
00:18:37,086 --> 00:18:39,153
(Gasps)
376
00:18:39,155 --> 00:18:43,157
I really gotta stop leaving
my experiments lying around.
377
00:18:46,495 --> 00:18:48,762
If you would just give me a chance to...
378
00:18:48,764 --> 00:18:51,065
Marisa, Marisa, please.
379
00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:53,901
I just don't think you're
the right person for this job.
380
00:18:53,903 --> 00:18:55,836
Look, I have to tell you something.
381
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:00,307
I lied to you.
382
00:19:00,309 --> 00:19:02,977
I've never had a real job in my life.
383
00:19:02,979 --> 00:19:08,282
That's why I sent my friend down here
to pretend she was my former employer.
384
00:19:08,284 --> 00:19:11,252
She's not an older woman named Mrs. Dubois.
385
00:19:11,254 --> 00:19:13,587
I can't tell you how sorry I am.
386
00:19:15,423 --> 00:19:18,159
I also can't tell you
how she was able to access
387
00:19:18,161 --> 00:19:21,495
cutting-edge facial prosthetics
and movie-studio quality makeup,
388
00:19:21,497 --> 00:19:25,332
so let's just skip past that part, okay?
389
00:19:25,334 --> 00:19:28,269
I just... I really wanted this job.
390
00:19:28,271 --> 00:19:31,939
I think what you're doing
here is important work,
391
00:19:31,941 --> 00:19:34,341
and I wanted to be a part of that.
392
00:19:34,343 --> 00:19:38,345
In fact, I would do this job
even if you didn't pay me.
393
00:19:38,347 --> 00:19:41,482
Oh. Why didn't you say so?
394
00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:44,485
There's a lot of competition requirements
395
00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:47,188
for the paying position,
but anyone can volunteer.
396
00:19:47,190 --> 00:19:49,123
You're hired.
397
00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:50,391
Hey, I really have the job?
398
00:19:50,393 --> 00:19:53,127
Sure. You just won't get paid.
399
00:19:53,129 --> 00:19:55,029
I'll take it.
400
00:19:55,031 --> 00:19:57,565
And I promise, I will be worth every penny.
401
00:20:10,412 --> 00:20:12,546
Okay, Marisa.
402
00:20:12,548 --> 00:20:14,014
Marisa, I am a highly trained spy.
403
00:20:14,016 --> 00:20:17,484
How many times have I told you you
cannot sneak up on me like that?
404
00:20:17,486 --> 00:20:20,521
I don't remember the exact number.
405
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:23,657
But right now, I don't
remember my exact name.
406
00:20:30,699 --> 00:20:32,566
Oh, what's this?
407
00:20:32,568 --> 00:20:35,102
It's my "I'm sorry" memory board.
408
00:20:35,104 --> 00:20:37,571
Oh, look. We're, like, five
years old in this picture.
409
00:20:37,573 --> 00:20:39,840
Oh, how cute. I'm giving you a makeover.
410
00:20:39,842 --> 00:20:41,842
And here we are, just last week.
411
00:20:41,844 --> 00:20:43,544
And you were giving me a makeover.
412
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:45,613
I don't know why I bother.
413
00:20:45,615 --> 00:20:48,582
There's nothing anybody can do to
make your hideous face look attractive.
414
00:20:48,584 --> 00:20:51,018
I am hoping that truth serum wore off.
415
00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:52,953
A couple hours ago.
416
00:20:52,955 --> 00:20:56,590
But, if you want the truth, I
didn't like what you said about me.
417
00:20:56,592 --> 00:21:02,630
But it wasn't 100% wrong,
and I am trying to change.
418
00:21:02,632 --> 00:21:05,099
Which is why I went down to the food bank,
419
00:21:05,101 --> 00:21:07,701
came clean, and they are
letting me be a volunteer.
420
00:21:07,703 --> 00:21:09,536
That's awesome.
421
00:21:09,538 --> 00:21:11,538
Marisa, you handled it all by yourself.
422
00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:13,040
I'm really, really proud of you.
423
00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:14,942
You're totally becoming responsible.
424
00:21:16,478 --> 00:21:18,646
So when does this new job start?
425
00:21:18,648 --> 00:21:21,315
A half hour ago.
426
00:21:21,317 --> 00:21:22,683
I gotta go!
427
00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:27,221
Well, it's a process.
428
00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:31,825
Do you know what I'm thinking?
429
00:21:31,827 --> 00:21:35,396
That you love, love, love that apple?
430
00:21:35,398 --> 00:21:38,565
You really get me, Ernie.
431
00:21:38,567 --> 00:21:43,237
Believe it or not, some
people find me annoying.
432
00:21:43,239 --> 00:21:47,274
I'm gonna go with believe it.
433
00:21:47,276 --> 00:21:48,809
(Knocking on door)
434
00:21:48,811 --> 00:21:50,644
Hey, neighbor. I got
your message. What's up?
435
00:21:50,646 --> 00:21:52,613
We just bought a new juicer.
436
00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:55,149
- I thought you'd like to try a sample.
- Sounds tasty.
437
00:21:56,084 --> 00:21:58,686
Oh, Mr. Hancock.
438
00:21:58,688 --> 00:22:00,521
You know Mrs. Goldfeder, right?
439
00:22:00,523 --> 00:22:02,723
Yeah, that loud, obnoxious windbag who...
440
00:22:07,629 --> 00:22:11,765
Makes my heart flutter like a
butterfly on a warm summer day.
441
00:22:11,767 --> 00:22:16,370
You're not too shabby
yourself, Mr. Sweet Talker.
442
00:22:16,372 --> 00:22:21,175
Wow. I never noticed
what blue eyes you have.
443
00:22:21,177 --> 00:22:23,977
I could go swimming in those pools.
444
00:22:23,979 --> 00:22:26,046
Well, dive on in.
445
00:22:26,048 --> 00:22:28,315
The water's fine.
446
00:22:28,317 --> 00:22:31,618
Can I interest you in coming
over for a cup of coffee?
447
00:22:31,620 --> 00:22:38,559
Okay. You should know, I like my
coffee hot, blonde, and full-bodied.
448
00:22:38,561 --> 00:22:41,128
You left out "to go."
449
00:22:44,966 --> 00:22:47,234
Rob, your name's on TV.
450
00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:51,834
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